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The encyclopedia about Gail Chord Schuler. Everything there is to know about the primary target of The Jesuit Order. We currently have 375 articles on Gail New to Gail? About this wiki. Quote of the Moment   “   That would be cool to see the United States run by a Jesus-anointed king David! In a sense, if Jesus anoints a king, that king is responsible to listen to me, the king David woman prophetess, or he gets ousted... I know there are a lot of Satan worshippers in the US. You know what happened to them under a God-anointed king. They got executed.   „   — Gail Quote submitted from the Jesuit Community Portal Featured Article survey solution Gail Meets Her Trolls On June 4th 2013, Gail meets with Gabrielle Chana Fox News Reporter, Melanie Richards and Terrance Jenkins nephew, Tyrone Jenkins. They tour Gail's apartment where Gail determines their color personalities. The trio then piles into Melanie's car and heads out to lunch at Olive Garden, identifying Jesuits along the route. While at Olive Garden, Zack Knight attacks the batteries in Melanie's recording device. As lunch comes to a close, a fat chick plops down at a nearby table and readies her toxic gas. They pray. Just as they leave, the woman lets out a massive fart, rendering the nice waitress retarded, but sparing the mental faculties of Gail, Melanie and Tyrone. (Watch the teaser video...) People Gail's Men Brent Spiner • Vladimir Putin • Hugh Jackman • Gerard Butler • Matthew McConaughey • Keanu Reeves • Judge Terrance Jenkins • Jesus • And many more... Jesuits Loree McBride • Lyudmila Putin • David Schuler • Zack Knight • Rule 13 • Sara Avery • Sam Barbary • And their Supreme Overlord Family members Gail's Mom • Erich Schuler • Brianna • Sandra Metcalf • David Schuler Groups Order of the Jesuits • Church of Gail • UFO's • Jesuit Community Portal Archives Episodes • Timeline

Latest Video Loree McBride Discussed on Gabrielle Chana FOX News Channel Jesuit News 12 June - Gail suggests that the US constitution is no longer sufficient in light of the modern Jesuit threat, and suggests a constitutional monarchy based on her currently illegal Conspiracy Law. Gail casts her vote for Barack Obama as the 1st US King. 10 June - Gail believes that her water bottle is Zack Knight's penis. She intentionally sucks the water bottle penis until it ejaculates in her mouth. As a result, Zack Knight's semen cures her of her yeast infection. 8 June - Gail becomes worried at the news that Vladimir Putin is divorcing Lyudmila Putin. She fears that the Jesuits will attempt to pair Vladimir with much hotter new wife. 5 June - Gail discusses how her whole life is snooped on by Zack Knight, and then shows off the fart mask she received from Melanie and Tyrone. 4 June - Gail meets with Gabrielle Chana Fox News Reporter, Melanie Richards and Terrance Jenkins nephew, Tyrone Jenkins. Read More... Did You Know... Did you know... That Sandra Metcalf committed several felonies? That Seroquel cures yeast infections? That Church of Gail shoots Spermicide Bullets? That David Schuler is a big douche? That Brent Spiner is not a shallow Hollywood playboy? That Gail is 60% Catherine the Great? That Gail loves brain to brain? That Terry has an itchy leg? That Gail is not crazy? That Putin is a Judo Master? That Canada was just Nukkaked!? That The Jesuits are watching? That the Noisy AC will eventually kill all Jews? That Erich Schuler will work at Nintendo one day? That GA1L has nicer calves than Gail? That Brianna is Erich's sister? That Jesus has tight abs? That Judge Terrance Jenkins likes to say OH MY GOODNESS? That Rule 13 and Gail are BFF's? That the Dildo is only a half Brent's length?